Jakob Heuser
Besides working on felocity.org, I also work as a developer and administrator for Gaia Online, one of the fastest growing avatar based social communities on the web. When not programming, I'm programming other things. When not faced with a desire to code I take enjoyment in video games, photography, and music. The randomness on my iPod has been known to scare people. I'm coming up on year 6 of a web professional (year 8 if you consider a shopping cart in 1998), and am living comfortably in San Jose, CA. Since about pages have never been my thing, I'll leave this in the trusting hands of my friends.
From the Tablet of Nyome
A Jakob is a magical kind of sugar cake. It can be made with sugar, special pixie dust cake batter,and frosted miniature laptops. But of course the best Jakobcakes are made best with the spatula queen because golden spatulas are better than regular spatulas, even if spatulas are not necessarily involved in cake making. That's a fact of life, and you'd do best to remember it in case you feel the urge to make your own Jakobcakes someday.
Although please keep your Jakobcakes away from computers and other electrical devices as they might start eating them or programming them or some other normal cake behavior. Adding a bell to any Jakobcake would be a very classy touch indeed, as they tend to enjoy being around shiny things. Keep Jakobcakes in a safe environment such as beanbags, and feed twice a day.
Happy cake-owning, all!